FREE PORN ON THE NHS!!

Fuck yeah! Free porn. No wait... it's wasting tax payers money...
I read about this story today and it made me immediately grumpy. Apparently, the National Health Service here in The UK provides pornographic magazine and films for sperm donors to get their baby making juices flowing. But people have been accusing the NHS of wasting money (whats new there?) and supporting the pornographic industry. I have a few things to say to these people. The first being that if you think the NHS is wasting money, on whatever it is you think it's wasting money on, why don't you go private, hmm? We're a country lucky enough to have free health care so shut up or fuck off and pay for it yourself. Secondly, the pornographic industry is one of the richest in the world, so even if The NHS wasn't buying dirty mags, a porn star will be far richer than you will ever be. Another issue I have with these complaints is it's 2010... Grow the fuck up! You have half naked ladies dancing around in music videos and jumping around in their underwear on adverts, so who gives a damn if a hospital has a few porn mags under the desk for a man who is essentially doing someone a favour? It's not as if they're leaving these magazines in the fucking rainbow ward is it. This is very similar to what happened in The South Park Movie... If you're not careful, Satan and Saddam Hessian WILL come back and kill everyone...

Some couples, whether or not they're trying for a baby, will watch a pornographic movie together to get in the mood for the bump and grind... What exactly is the difference here? If it takes a few pictures of a naked lady to get some baby making juice.. So be it. Imagine the scene... You're in the baby making clinic, going in for IVF treatment because unfortunately, nature has other plans for you and your partner and you cannot conceive naturally, but you are absolutely DYING to have a little baby of your own. The doctor walks into the room and says "We have a sperm donor ready (or whatever they say) ... I hope you don't mind that he jerked of to a few pictures the get the sperm for you" What is your response.

A. "No I don't mind, I just want baby making juice"
B. "OMG THAT DISGRACEFUL!! How dare he do that! It's disgusting, my baby will turn out to be a pervert"

The answer is A. Obviously. Because that's how they get all the sperm you know... MASTURBATION! It's nothing new to anyone and it's completely natural so just grow up and get your turkey baster out. You want that kid right? Right. And if you're lucky enough to have children already or are able to... Shut the fuck up, it has nothing to do with you.