Extra Effort

I'm trying out new Tac-Tics today... New methods of hate, if you will.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

 

WTF is this shit?

A friend of mine very kindly made me this after a Tinychat session I had with some friends for a forum...

I thought it was very appropiate for this blog so I think I'm going to use it quite often.

Repeating myself repeating myself.

Two days ago I broke my third blackberry. I was wandering up the stairs, as you do, with my little Storm II in my pocket when it slipped out and down half a set of stairs and crashed onto the hard wooden floor below. Surprisingly, this didn't make me grumpy, though I put that down to me being previously grumpy about a previous subject matter.Whatever. Point is I currently have no phone. Which is driving me nuts in a variety of different ways. I can't listen to my music on the train, I can't update my facebook status every 5 minutes, I can't take picture of unimportant things and upload them to facebook, I can't prank call.... The main thing that is irritating me most about not having a phone, is telling people I don't have a phone.

I posted on facebook, when I broke my phone, that I probably wouldn't have a phone for the next few days, possibly a week, apparently foolishly thinking that people will read it.  I guess not, because I still have people asking me "Oh hey, did you get my text?"..
No, I didn't
"Why"
My phone is broken.
"Why"
It fell down the stairs.
"Why?"
.....

And then most of the time, turns out the text simply said "Hello, how are you?" Which is another thing I hate. Dude, I just saw you, you know how I am. A lot of my IRL friend will verify the fact that I mostly ignore texts and BBM. I don't do so well with 'chit chat' on phones. I find it pointless and time wasting. I'd rather have an actual conversation.

Another thing I seem to find myself repeating is 'No, I don't sell my Deadmau5 paintings'. Which NEVER sinks in. I love that people want to buy it, I love that people like it and I appreciate it. But for the love of my sanity can people not read? I've lost count of how many times and how many places I've said this online. And then, a lot of the time those people get grumpy with me because I wont sell something that I own. What the actual fuck? You complaining about my not selling it to you, will not make me want to sell it to you. I usually just send them a link to my video showing how to 'do it yourself' and hope that stops them. That painting is a curse just as much as it is a blessing.

Sooo.... MOAR HATE!! :D

SUNDAY/MONDAY/TUESDAY HATE!!!

Yes Ben Collins.... Thats you. I hate you.

Also... CAPS LOCKS HAS BEEN REALLY IRRITATING ME RECENTLY, JUST FUCKING TURNS ITSELF ON WHENEVER IT FEELS LIKE IT. What a wanker.

Also also. University. That is all.

Daft Punk: Dazed and Confused 3D interview.

No time to be grumpy this week for tomorrow is the day the December issue of Dazed and Donfused comes out. Normally, I wouldn't give a shit... However, the December issue features an all new interview with my most favouraite band EVER... Daft Punk. Not only do we get a new interview (which is to promote the new Tron Legacy soundtrack) but we also get some rather amazing photographs by Sharif Hamza to look at... in 3D!

So, my fellow Dafts... Go out tomorrow and buy Dazed and Donfused if you can and I shall resume being grumpy next week.

Sundays Hate Campaign

This weeks 'Sundays Hate Campaign' involves pretty much everything in the world.
But still mostly Ben Collins.

So. I'm sure you'd love to know how my weekend was. There was about 3 or 4 hours on saturday night which was good. In which time I went to the cinema with my friends to see Jackass 3D (I don't hate that... Nor do I hate Johnny Knoxville and his bottom in glorious 3D) but the rest of the weekend was shite. Friday I stayed in, and it was shite, saturday daytime was shite .... WOAH! Forget all that shit... My step dad just came home with a light up stick... WITH A LASER ON THE END!!

Bye fuckers.

Edit... Just to prove I wasn't lying about the light up stick...

Bitches don't know about my feelings

Don't you hate it when someone stops talking to you for no reason. I know I do. You know what I hate more though? When that person not only stops talking to you, but then goes and becomes best buds with one of your closest friends and they know that this person is your friend, but no, they HAVE to talk to your best friends. And you know what the worst part is? You and that person used to be so close.


 I'm done with this shit. Fuck you.