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I'M NOT ANGRY NOW I HAVE THIS IN MY LIFE!!! 

Sundays Hate Campaign: I've been dead.

So for the past how ever long it's been, I've been dead. I'll still be kinda dead for a while yet, but I'll try and get some more stuff done on here too. Like Sundays Hate Campaign (Even though it's Monday). So today I'm starting with... PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT UNIMPORTANT SHIT ON FACEBOOK.

This bugs me to no end, and for some reason, recently it's increased through out my friends list A LOT. And mostly it's to do with someone they want to have intercourse with, but 'they're such an asshole and mean and don't understand my feelings and slept with my best friend'... Earth to retard. No one gives a shit. Least not the person you're aiming your status at. If you want to complain about your shitty little relationship, or your shitty friends acting shitty towards you, get a twitter account, don't clog my wall up with your boring arse life. You're probably thinking 'Why don't you remove these people from your friends list or hide them from your wall, Stacey?' .. Well, yes, I could do that, but then who would I troll? My point here is, if you're going to complain, at least be entertaining while complaining, rather than just an attention seeking little faggot.

For example, taken from my very own Facebook;
Complaining about an ebay idiot:
 Dear ebay idiot.. Don't bid on my painting just as it ends and then message me saying you can't pay for it and want to retract your bid. You're a fucking moron, please go and die before you make somebody Else's day a fucking misery.

Complaining about spiderwebs:
 I would actually rather be raped to death, than walk through the mess of webs. 
I'm actually crying.

Complaining about Telsa Motors: 
Oi, Tesla. Take your faggy little car and your faggy little complaint and fuck off. OF COURSE IT WAS STAGED YOU MORONS. IIIIIT'S TOOOOOP GEEEEEEAAAR. Fuck sake, stupid Americans and their stupid lake of stupid humours.

These are just some of the ways to complain via facebook without being a boring cunt.

Secondly: People hinting they like the person I like.
Back the fuck away whore.

Also, I totally have this covered. Taken from my very own facebook;

Dear person. I like you... A lot. But I wont say it to you personally, instead, I'm going to write song lyrics as my status and mentally apply them to you... 'I wanna know what love iiiiiiisssss.... I want you to show meeeeeeeee' ... Love from, Me.

Someone dress up as Boba Fett and rape me please.

You give me butterflies, in that way a gore thread does ♥

 See, I can totally do romance too.

I think one more thing for now....
Severely fucking with other peoples lives.
This is not cool. Especially if it's my friends or family members. Why are you wasting your time with trying to make the other persons life a misery? Why can't you just move the fuck on and get on with your life? Why are you such an annoying little child? Okay, maybe this person did something to you, So fucking what, it's not going to fucking kill you. Now, I could understand if this person maybe, I dunno, killed your family and then you turned into Batman or something to get your revenge, but other than that, get the fuck over it will you? And... If you do ever try and fuck up my family members lives, I will turn into Batman and hunt you down, because as I mentioned... that's not cool, brah.