Monday, 13 December 2010

Sundays Hate Campaign

My dear followers and lurkers... From now on Ben Collins will no longer feature in Sundays Hate Campaign. Not because I don't hate him, because I still do, a lot. But here's the thing... I hate Ben for taking The Stig away from me in the first place, that should never have happened, but what over-writes my hatred for him, is my love for Top Gear, who has managed to somehow give the magic of Stig back to me. So, Mr. Collins, you will no longer be my resident 'Hated Thing' each week. Though I probably will remind you on occasion.

So this week I have someone new.... Cher Lloyd. Before tonight, I could happily ignore her and pretend she wasn't there. But then this happened...



If you're not angered by this in one way or another, you're very strange and I'd probably dislike you if I met you. Sorry. Anyways... The lyrics that she is 'singing' in this clip are from a Deadmau5 track called 'Sofi Needs A Ladder' .. usually these lyrics are sung by Tommy Lee's partner, Sofi.



Apart from the fact that Cher Lloyd should never have been there to sing that song. If you cast your mind back to the beginning of the competition she claimed that she 'writes her own raps' ... Hmm... Somethings not right here, since she has never sang or rapped an original line in the whole show (Well, from what I've watched of it, which is a lot more than I should have) Anyways, it pissed me off is what I'm saying. I'm not sure if there's a rational reason for it tbh. Maybe its because it's yet another Deadmau5 track on a national TV show. Maybe it's because Cher Lloyd has always been an ugly little troll. Or maybe it's because she's stealing lyrics and tunes from other artists and palming them off as her own. So...

Dear Cheryl Cole,
Firstly, change your name back to whatever it was before you married that football guy, you're confusing me. Secondly, your strange little dolly is a liar and a thief and she can't sing.
Yours faithfully,
Deadmau5 fans, Sofi Fans and pretty much all of the UK.

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